This is an E-mail that Ben wrote when he was bored. Names have been sensored to protect the innocent:
The "E-Mail Master" is back in busyness. I should be doing me English homework but I got bored with that in 3 minutes. So I came to the conclusion that I will talk to you, since toy like to listen to drivel on fore hours on end about complete unutter cabbage. But the thing is, I'm running out of witty and pointless things to say. But Ill try my best. What d'you recon Russell's going to do about this prom? If you have noticed he paid about as much attention to (Some girl) at the rehearsal tonight as an amoeba would pay to an elephant. I think he is going to choose (Some other girl) or (Yet another girl).
The "E-Mail Master" is back in busyness. I should be doing me English homework but I got bored with that in 3 minutes. So I came to the conclusion that I will talk to you, since toy like to listen to drivel on fore hours on end about complete unutter cabbage. But the thing is, I'm running out of witty and pointless things to say. But Ill try my best. What d'you recon Russell's going to do about this prom? If you have noticed he paid about as much attention to (Some girl) at the rehearsal tonight as an amoeba would pay to an elephant. I think he is going to choose (Some other girl) or (Yet another girl).