General Ben Quotes

These are Ben's general quotes that are not to do with anything in particular:

Ben's favourite name for people:

Moron

Ben's favourite name for fat people:

Chunkalot

Always look on the bright side of life!!!

(18/10/99)

Shame on you, and may your head at your point of death be severed from your foul body, be put in a slightly rusty and very scratched tin can and buried in 90 tonnes of high density, brownish grey concrete and may a small child from the Caribbean plant a single primrose on your solitary resting place!!!

(23/03/00)