Ben on Christmas

These quotes are what Ben thought of the Christmas of '99:

Oh well the snow didn't last and the weather people were correct for once!!! I thinck our chanses of a white christmas have just declined, it looks to be more of a wet christmas! Just like last christmas. Oh well, normal English weather then.

(23/12/99)

Here is what I got for Christmas:-

New Motorbike{this was my main preasent as you can probably see, it is a Yamaha TY 250 which most likely means nothing to you, It doesn't mean a lot to me either!!!}
Now 44{this is the latest in the "Now that's what I call music range"}
Various puzzles and "brik-o-brak"{ form the bizarre magazine of Hawkins}

(28/12/99)

I E-mailed Ben about likenesses between Santa and Satan. I told him that they both wore red, had beards, and that 'Santa' was an anagram of 'Satan'. This was his reply:

I found it hard to think of anymore likenesses between Satan and Santa, but I came up with a couple of them:-

a.. They both have lots of little helpers
b.. They both live in some strange place where on human (or should I say live human) has ever been

As you can see I can only think of 2

L8R

Benticknap

P.S. That is not a spelling mistake, I just thought *Ah I'll use the "E" in my first name to spell my second name and Bobs your uncle we have a totally stupid and pointless web name!!!

(24/12/99)

And so, Ben's web name 'Benticknap' was created.